Come on, folks, this isn't golf. This is his game. Sure, there's a learning curve, but it's only a matter of time before he figures it all out and has the Wizards on the road back to self-respect (and maybe, someday, even one of those cool rings).
Who better than the best basketball player ever to re-ignite the spark of what might be the worst basketball team ever? (Okay, maybe statistically that's an exaggeration, but when they're your home team and they're 15-31, you feel pretty
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awful.)
So thank goodness for His Airness. I'm glad Mr. Jordan has come to Washington.
Vasugi V. Ganeshananthan '02, a Crimson editor, is an English concentrator in Lowell House. She has a wicked dunk.