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GIRL: Look how you sip your tea. You sip your tea like a peasant farmer.

BOY: Let's change the subject. [Pause]

GIRL: So how's that Linguistics class?

BOY: It's alright.

GIRL: Has your teacher explained to you why the Japanese sound so funny? Like they sound choppy because they have short tongues?

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BOY: You hate the Japanese too?

GIRL: No. Why are you giving me that funny look?

BOY: I don't see where you're coming from on this linguistics thing.

GIRL: That's why linguistics is stupid. (Gets up and walks away)

Overheard between two students in the Science Center...

GIRL: Every day I pray to God to be skinny. I pray to God that I'll lose weight and wake up 20 pounds lighter.

BOY: That's retarded. God has no control over your weight. There's a whole damn lot of fat religious folks.

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