GIRL: Look how you sip your tea. You sip your tea like a peasant farmer.
BOY: Let's change the subject. [Pause]
GIRL: So how's that Linguistics class?
BOY: It's alright.
GIRL: Has your teacher explained to you why the Japanese sound so funny? Like they sound choppy because they have short tongues?
BOY: You hate the Japanese too?
GIRL: No. Why are you giving me that funny look?
BOY: I don't see where you're coming from on this linguistics thing.
GIRL: That's why linguistics is stupid. (Gets up and walks away)
Overheard between two students in the Science Center...
GIRL: Every day I pray to God to be skinny. I pray to God that I'll lose weight and wake up 20 pounds lighter.
BOY: That's retarded. God has no control over your weight. There's a whole damn lot of fat religious folks.
NICOLE KIDMAN: TO DIE FOR?
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