Of course, you could show off your own sports bra after the dunk if you like, but I'm sure the feminists would get all riled up. The dunk itself is something everyone would appreciate.
Work during this off-season, Margo. I have faith that you'll develop the necessary five-inch vertical leap to make this happen. You can change the game. You have the power to save the WNBA.
You go, girl. Now.