On Social Security

Is social security a federal program? Does the current President know that social security is a federal program? Would the President know that social security is a federal program if his advisors hadn't told him so? Have you ever seen a lock box? Have you ever seen an iron-clad lock box? If you had an iron-clad lock box in your garage would you loan it to the president contingent upon him knowing that social security is a federal program?

On the Internet

Do you use the Internet? If so, what color is your heart? Has it become progressively darker as you have used the Internet more? Do you smoke under-regulated tobacco products manufactured by large contributors to Republican campaigns? If you do, have you used such products during the time in which your heart has supposedly been darkened by the Internet?

On the Environment

Have you ever vacationed in the Arctic National Wildlife Preserve? If you wanted to vacation in the Arctic National Wildlife preserve could you even find a map that indicated its location? If you found a map that indicated its location, could you access the Arctic National Wildlife Preserve by any means besides dogsled?

On Presidential Integrity and Character