Extension: How to prolong writer'sblock.
Final Clubs: 1. Eight endowed all-maleclubs located in their own buildings, wheremembers and their invited female guests can getdrunk. 2. Bastions of socioeconomic elitism.Unlike Harvard, intelligence is not a prerequisitefor acceptance.
First-Year Student: 1. What you will bein September. 2. Gender-neutral term for"freshman." Synonym: yardling.
Formal What you called a prom in highschool.
The Game: Probably the only footballgame of the year you will attend. This year, it'llbe your turn to trek to New England's industrialwasteland and thank God you came to Harvardinstead.
Gov Jock: 1. The obnoxious people inyour sections who won't let anyone else get a wordin edgewise. 2. Senators in training.
Guts: 1. Course in which no one does anywork and everyone gets at least B+ .2. The mostpopular courses at Harvard.
Hamburger Option: 1. What to ask forwhen Spicy Broccoli-Tofu Peanut Stir Fry simplywon't do. 2. A "last resort" dinner.
Harvard Shuttle Bus: Your lifeline toacademic and student life if you live in the Quad(See Quad).