In reality it is an offensive marketing campaign by the Ivory Soap people. Commercial example:
"Sick of those dirty 'ethnic' people next door? Wish you could do something to clean them up? Well, we've got the solution: ethnic cleansing. Finally, a Hygiene for entire people, brought to you by Ivory Soap."
Item six: Harvard.
Verdict: major scammage.
Plenty of sunshine lengthy Spring Break, thriving social life, wonderful thesis advisers, hapnin' student center just disciplinary process, diverse faculty, great food, urine-free statues, efficient student government, well-treated security guards, great counseling and all at a low low cost!
Wait, that's the Crimson Key remix.
Thanks to Oakland Z, the Cape Cod Connection and again to the International Woman of Mystery.