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Goin' Bohlen: Why I Hate Dick Vitale, and Other Musings On March Madness

I mean, Elton Brand is a superstar-o-rama! He's a prime-time-player, baby!

Did you see that dynamic dunk, baby? That was UN-BEE-LEE-VA-BULL!

Damn! Dicky V.'s lingo is infiltrating my own speech.

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Quick! Change topics before it gets out of hand, baby!

One of These Days

Phew. Glad I got out of that one before it was too late.

I'm in a tournament pool for the umpteenth year in a row. I've never won, but I have a feeling this will be my year.

I'm tied through this past weekend, and all of my Final Four picks are still in the running.

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