"I offered him a Cider Jack and a Heineken[in exchange for Chun]," he said. "Both of these goodwill gestures were refused."
Throughout the ordeal, Chun sat quietly with his hands stuffed in his gray sweatshirt, shaking his head and shivering in the below-freezing temperatures.
After several hours of the stalemate, Crimson executives took pity on the miserable Chun and politely delievered him to the door of the Lampoon.
"Dude, that kid was a mess," Simon said yesterday. "They're not making Lampoon editors the way they used to."
The Crimson also returned the contents of Chun's bucket to the Lampoon's castle early Saturday morning via a funnel through the mail slot.
Warburton said Chun's raid was conducted without the sponsorship or prior knowledge of the Lampoon.
"I would imagine it was an act of vigilantism, but he is a dear friend," he said.
Chun could not be reached for comment last night.