Beside the hoop-la about Hauser getting tenure (big deal!!) the big stink is about the lecture he gave this Monday. Professor Hauser talked about the minimal effects of marijuana on the brain. He cited an experiment where a spider was given marijuana and the results were such that the spider missed a loop in its web. Bad Boy Hauser concluded, "whatever!" A little later on, Hauser told the crowd of his familiarity with the erotic product store Hubba Hubba. This professional suspects that once a man gets tenure, there's no telling what will happen. Dr. Know suggests Professor Hauser's new nickname be "Marky Mark." Just hope he keeps his trousers on.
Dear Dr. Know,
You don't know me but I know you, In fact, I saw two weekends ago in New York. I was trying to get into all the big post-fashion show parties but couldn't get in anywhere. Out of the corner of my eye, I thought I saw you get ushered behind a barricade of velvet ropes in the East Village. Was it you?
Party Reject
Dear Party Reject
Yes indeedy, that was your good friend Dr. K Flashing smiles and working her. little tush to get into the hottest parties in the city. Since Dr. K Knows you itch with curiosity, she'll fill you in. The scene this Spring was triumphant com-pared to the miserable post-fashion party scene this November. But the rebirth was may be a bit too much. Even hard core party girls like Dr. Know couldn't move fast enough-there were simply too many parties! Last weekend, new venues like 2 seven 7, Moomba, Lot 61 , Bondst, Veruka and Odeca Li's tried to make a name for themselves by hosting the fashionistas. But while Dr. K enjoyed checking out the virile new stock, the old stand-by's couldn't be ignored. Weary from her shopping trip to Europe, Dr. K could hardly rest her Manolo Blahnik sling-back clad feet. After all, Indochine, 147, The Four Seasons, Life and the Soho Grand were calling. Oy stress! While Dr. K certainly made the rounds, she skipped over the get together at Flamingo East. Good thing too because rumor has it that the Visionaire event hosted by Gucci goon Tom Ford was a total flop-o-la! All in all, Dr. Know had a tip top time in NYC and a hangover to put in the record books. It's nice to be back in sleepy Crambridge with all you kids.
Write to Dr. Know by sending an email to fm@thecrimson.harvard.edu