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Profiles: Irit Tau '97 and Tracy S. Ross '97

for the moment

I:"Ew. Those are horrible choices. I guess Mr. Roper because I wouldn't have to sleep with him. He was very asexual and wouldn't have sex with Helen whereas Mr. Furley was just horny."

T:"They're both kind of old and nasty. I wouldn't want to marry either. Which one had the wife that wore muumuu's? Mr. Roper? That one. I could have fun dressing up in muumuu's."

Now I'm going to say a word, and you're going to say the first thing that pops into your head: Toe jam

I:"Frogs because toe jam sounds like toads."

T:"Toe toast."

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Chocolate body paint

I:"Yum!"

T:"Yum!"

Vinyl

I:"Really painful when wearing shorts. Like when you're sitting in the library for five hours."

T:"Makes good dresses."

Wool socks

I:"Tracy. She wears like five pairs in the winter. She also has orgasms about flannel sheets, but that's okay. When I get nosebleeds because it's 95 degrees in here, Tracy has her space heater cranked all the way up."

T:"Wonderful."

Ballroom dancing

I:"Awesome because I do it."

T:"Irit does that."

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