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"Virtual Heart Failure"

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In yesterday's Boston Globe there was an article related to this matter.

Totally absurd. All the streak means is that the Braves will win 110 games instead of 114. They might only have two Cy Young candidates instead of three.

It seems that people have overreacted just a bit. Thank God no one does that in Boston concerning the Red Sox.

It's a sad time in Beantown when Celtics fans must start thinking about ping pong balls.

To think, the once great and forever proud Celtics are now lumped in the same category as the Mavericks and Clippers.

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But do not despair. The lottery will work out. Trust me.

Red Auerbach is working on his last great move. Forget about the talk of "rabbit" baseballs. The ping pong balls are weighted. I know it's true.

Auerbach will find a way to have the Celtics' combination pulled. And in a last-second decision, Glenn Robinson will turn pro.

The Celtics will have their man, and the fans can start looking forward to banner 17.

Wishful thinking? Maybe, but the again, that's Boston's second-

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