The judges, donning helmets and bullet-proof coats, rate the jumper's form and the accuracy of his shot.
Like other Olympic sports, the event will be judged on a 6.0 scale, with a simple rule: if the skier accidentally shoots a spectator, he or she would automatically receive a two-point reduction.
And if the action were deemed intentional, then the skier would be disqualified, and subject to arrest.
Of course, attracting fans might be a problem, but I think the athletes would hone their skills and by the time it became a medal event, it would be safe for everyone involved: participants, judges and fans.
I just wouldn't want to attend many of the practice sessions.
John C. Ausiello is a crimson staff writer. And if you think his views on the Winter Olympics are a little offbeat, you probably don't want to know how much he loves tractor pulls and professional wrestling.