"Yes, the Really Silver Bullets smoked through the first two rounds of the tournament before hitting a Harvard wall, as the Crimson looks to close out the game.

"And with one minute left Mo 'Town' Vaughn, looking great in a kilt, is stuck in his own territory, and he passes to his baseball teammate Roger 'That' Clemens.

"Clemens is fronted by Megan Colligan 'Implants', but he throws a loooonnnngg pass backbackback to Barry 'US' Bonds downfield.

"Bonds looks for room to maneuver, but Daphne 'Lewis & Clark has him covered. Jose Can-seco 'de Mayo' runs in too, but the clock is running down to 15 seconds and things are looking bad for the Really Silver Bullets as Bonds tries to pass to Canseco, and Oh my God Canseco doesn't see it...

The ball, of course, hits Canseco on the head. Which changes its trajectory. Towards the lower opposite corner of the goal. Very quickly.

Kate Schutt, the Harvard goal-tender, reacts instantly, as she must since Canseco was so close to the box. Her stick rips through the air, with the oversized pouch crashing down towards the ball's destination.

Stick, ball, and astroturf meet instantaneously. Pieces of green plastic are ripped up, and from the current camera angle, it's impossible to tell what happened.

Now open your eyes. Wouldn't that be cool if it really happened?