Crimson Reader #1:
I guess it's like being drunk all the time.
The Crimson cordially requests that any student feeling like Harvey Mansfield after becoming drunk let us know. --John Aboud III
Top 10 Lies Told By First-Years
10. I really don't remember what I got on the S.A.T.
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9. I'm not studying that much.
8. Of course I'm 21, officer.
7. My computer crashed. Honestly.
6. I thought today was the deadline for the rough draft.
5. I have plans for this weekend.
4. Of course I'm getting enough sleep, Mom.
3. I Passed the QRR the first time.
2. Chem 10 really isn't that bad.
1. No, really, I am 21. --Lori E. Smith & Co.