Enough of this shit. He is not going to get away with this again. Or is he?

If you interrupt Perry and raise your hand with a question about the map, turn to page 12.

If you roll your eyes and shake your head as if to say, Perry, Perry, Perry, turn to page 14.

If you make the profound statement, "Bailyn's conclusions are a complete cop-out. Can we go on to discuss the lecture?" turn to page 16.

You're sitting in your "Myth of America" section, and the demure, totally glam English grad student asks you to analyze and describe the mythic aspects of an L.L. Bean ad. A first-year jumps up and starts to shout: "The frontier, Daniel Boone, Emerson, mythic contradictions, Poe as the anti-mother, Freud, Oedipus, Daniel Cooper..." He bites his tongue off and blood begins to spurt out of his mouth.

If you decide to switch sections, turn to page 25.

If you avert your eyes and hope this means the TF won't notice you didn't do your response paper, turn to page 30.