Harvard Film Archive. "Two Mikes Don't Make A Wright," the omnibus combination of three humour shorts by contemporary filmmakers Steven Wright, Michael Moore and Mike Leigh at 7 and 9 p.m. Carpenter Center. $5 for students.

Talk

Life Likenesses: The Seductions of Biography. Sessions through Saturday, Oct. 16. Sessions include: "The Politics of Political Biography," "Private Lives, Public Spaces," and "Revolutionaries, Role Models and the Politics of Representation. Longfellow Hall, 13 Appian Way. $5 for students. Call Andre Craddock-Willis at 495-0728 for more information.

Theater

Park Your Car in Harvard Yard. E.G. Marshall and Maryann Plunkett star in a portrait of a high school music teacher and his housekeeper. Hasty Pudding Theater, 8 p.m. Call 496-8400 for tickets and more information.

Speed the Plow.By David Mamet. Produced by Randi Wolkenbreit. Directed by Chris Scully. Loeb Experimental Theatre, 7:30 p.m. 16 October Saturday

Film

Harvard Film Archive. "Two Mikes Don't Make A Wright" at 2, 5 and 7 p.m. "The Bridge on the River Kwai," a classic war drama that pits two proud enemies against each other in a battle of honor and survival at 8:30 p.m. Carpenter Center. $5 for students.

Theater

Park Your Car in Harvard Yard. E.G. Marshall and Maryann Plunkett star in a portrait of a high school music teacher and his housekeeper. Hasty Pudding Theater, 8 p.m. Call 496-8400 for tickets and more information.

Speed the Plow. By David Mamet. Produced by Randi Wolkenbreit. Directed by Chris Scully. Loeb Experimental Theatre, 7:30 and 9:30 p.m. 17 October Sunday

Concert

Mather House. "The Other Half Speaks," a concert of keyboard music by women composers of the last three centuries. Pianist Elain Greenfield performs works by Clara Schumann, Marianne von Martinez, Elizabeth-Claude Jacquet de la Guerre, Amy Marcy Beach and Grazyna Baceqicz. Mather House, Senior Common Room, 3:30 p.m. Free.

Pro Arte Chamber Orchestra. Sanders Theatre, 3 p.m. $9.50-$27.50, with 20 percent discount for Harvard students. Call 496-2222 for tickets and more information.

Films