Advertisement

New York Diary

Don't ask, we can't figure it out either.

A Guy Walks into a Bar..

One of Wednesday's best lines came from 19-year-old Holley Ramsey, a Florida Tsongas delegate who introduced her candidate.

The joke came from Tsongas' standard stump speech back in New Hampshire, but it still got some laughs: "I grew up in a disadvantaged family," Ramsey quipped. "My father is a Republican."

Signs of the Times III

Advertisement

Best signs waved during Clinton's acceptance speech: (3) From our favorite runner up's delegation, "We never surrender--1-800-926-1112." (2) "Here's your pink slip, George." (1) "Welcome Ross Perot Supporters--If you're still sore, vote Clinton/Gore."

Advertisement