And the government shall be upon His shoulder. Scrap the short list. The search is over. We've found our provost. Attendance at faculty meetings will soar as delicacies and hors d'oeuvres appear at lunchtime gatherings.

Come unto Him, all ye that labor, ye that are heavy laden, and He will give you rest. In the post-messianic age, dining services labor disputes will be resolved amicably. Overworked cafeteria employee will receive their just rewards. There will be justice in the kitchens.

Finally, to further exhibit the universal application of benefits from kosher food, application of benefits from kosher food, Handel seems to say that Berry's appearance insures that we'll all do well on upcoming midterms, as we've been--

Redeemed to receive power, and riches, and wisdom, and strength, and honor, and glory, and blessing. Perhaps sources can be found here for Paul Wylie's '91 Olympic silver performance and the Harvard Hockey team's eventual berth in the NCAA final four.

So it seems we've found the real McCoy. There's no reason to believe Berry will revert to S.K. the same way Shabbetai Zvi converted to Islam. The Messiah has arrived and even the most ortodox of campus Jews can Join the celebration.

Come to Dunster and take a taste of history. Of Berry, the only hope I have is that, as Handel says, "He shall reign for ever and ever."

Allen S. Galper '93, the assistant editorial chair, is "jazzed." With God as his witness, he will never eat tuna again.