Perhaps facing our fears through music would be a kind of healing process. Maybe a school song needs to reflect our deepest problems in order to truly capture our character:
(To the tune of "Let's Talk About Sex"):
"Let's Deconstruct Sex"
Let's deconstruct sex, baby
let's angst about you and me
Let's talk about all the great dates at this school
that just won't be...
There was one recent hit that I simply had to try out for a Harvard fight song; the title was just asking for it. I discovered that with a little lyric-tampering, Harvard could become the only institution of higher learning with a school song that promotes slam-dancing:
(To the tune of "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
"Smells Like Harvard Spirit"
I found it hard,
so hard to grind
oh well,
whatever, never mind...
(refrain) Here we are now
Read more in Opinion
HRE
