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Do You Like Harvard?

DOYOULIKEHARVARD

YOU LIVED IN HIS DORMITORY

YOU READ DE TOCQUEVILLE

YOU WERE LECTURED TO IN EMERSON ABOUT EMERSON

YOU BUMPED AND GRINDED IN A BLACK COCKTAIL DRESS

YOU WENT TO A DISCO REVIVAL PARTY

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YOU LEARNED YOUR PARENTS CAN'T KNOW YOU WERE OUT UNTIL 3

YOU GOT LOST IN WIDENER

YOU WANDERED INTO RADCLIFFE YARD

YOU FOUND SOLACE IN SCHLESINGER

YOU READ DE BEAUVOIR

YOU LOVED VIRGINIA WOOLF

YOU SAW PORTRAITS OF ELIZABETH AGASSIZ AND MATINA HORNER

YOU FOUND A HISTORY

YOU ROWED RAN PLAYED HARDER FASTER THAN EVER BEFORE

YOU BUMPED AND GRINDED IN JEANS WITH THE GIRLS

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