"My position is 69," screams the campaign poster of Javier Romero '94. "Yes, kiddies, my position is 69. I'm sorry... missionary just doesn't do it for me."

And J.D. LaRock '94 touts himself as "the brand-new action-man on campus."

Josh Liston '94, whose posters woo voters with the message: "Platforms are for weenies. Vote Liston. He's not a weenie. And he has no platform."

Upperclass students, however, are not beyond resorting to humorous posters with little or no bearing on campus issues.

One poster for Adam Taxin '93 depicts President Gerald Ford at his desk pondering aloud:

"If I weren't so busy entertaining offers from American Express to appear in one of their 'Do you know me?' commercials, I'd vote for Adam Taxin for council."

One students decided to borrow from professional ad campaigns to attract voters.

Carey Gabay of Quincy House borrowed a line from Nike shoe commercials: "Just do it. Vote for Carey Gabay." Or better yet, a line from Ray Charles and Pepsi, "You got the right one baby."