6. And Disney World.

5. With a stopover in Paris.

4. A party sponsored by Spuds MacKenzie. Why not? He's the ultimate party animal.

3. His own rock video.

2. All the shrimp he can eat at Beefsteak Charlie's.

1. A job.

I finished last in the Lowell House NCAA basketball pool. Probably because of my insightful Final Four picks: Georgetown, North Carolina, Missouri and, this one's tough to admit, LSU.

Orel Hershiser's agent must be really popular with the Dodger brass. Can you just give Orel $7.9 million now, or else he might have to leave L.A.? Thank you very much.

Here's something from the Illogical Department: Detroit Tiger Keith Moreland will be paid close to $1.5 million this year. What a country.

Forget the NHL playoffs, I'm wondering whether Tulsa can sweep the CBA Eastern Division championship series tonight with a win over Wichita Falls. Tulsa leads, 3-0.

Speaking of the CBA, send the Los Angeles Clippers there until they learn how to play smart basketball.

Okay, even if the Bruins beat the Sabres in the NHL playoffs, they'll probably face the Montreal Canadiens in the next round. What jinx?

And the question of the week: Now that the Chicago Cubs have won their Opening Day game, is it possible that the Cubbies will win the National League East?

Yeah, right.