Junior Elliot Thomson, an avid New York Yankee fan, said it best: "Ken Phelps will have more home runs than RBI this year."

Detroit's Isis Thomas (6 ft.) tried to beat up Chicago's Bill Cartwright (7 ft.). Thomas is out for three weeks with a injured wrist. Somewhere in Cleveland, people are celebrating.

Junior Rob Manhole, an avid Celtics fan, has made it public: The Celtics should not make the NBA playoffs. Then they'll get the chance to draft Michigan's Glen Rice.

Sometimes I wonder: Will Morgan Magic ever return?

Here's how the Bruins will beat the Canadians in the Adams Division finals: Cam Nelly, Cam Nelly, Cam Nelly.

Truth?

The management of heavyweight boxer Carl "The Truth" Williams took out a full-page ad Monday in The New York Post challenging Mike Tyson to a championship bout. Let me get this straight, there was "Truth" in The Post?

Boggs received a standing ovation Tuesday in Fenway Park. Opening Day does things like that to fans.

Okay, what's this new movie Major League modeled after? The Natural? Bull Durham? The Bad News Bears Go to Japan? All three?

Did you know that the tournament organizers for the Masters specifically said that they did not want Musberger to host the CBS telecast? I wonder why.

Finally, boxing legend Sugar Ray Robinson, 63, died yesterday. The world is a little bit sadder today.