5. Mayor of Miami. (He'd live too close to the Orange Bowl--a place he won't see for the next couple of years.)

4. A Saturday morning kiddie-show host. (Imagine this: "Hey, boys and girls, can you say 'numerous NCAA recruiting violations?'")

3. Afternoon talk-show host. (There are too many of them already.)

2. President of the NHL. (Wait a minute, this one belongs in the top 10 jobs Barry Switzer should apply for.)

1. Football coach of Oklahoma University. (You get the picture, Barry.)

Did you read Boston Globe columnist Leigh Montville yesterday? In his column on the Sweet 16, Montville made a strange comment on the Seton Hall men's basketball team.

"I was going to like Seton Hall, plucky little kids from New Jersey," Montville wrote, "until I found out that one of the pluckies was from Puerto Rico and another was from Australia..."

What does this mean, Leigh?

Someone knock out Mike Tyson really soon. Boxing's getting too boring.

Danny Ainge Watch: Monday night against the Charlotte Hornets, Ainge scored 20 points. The Kings lost, 117-110. Sacramento is 19-47, 27 games behind the Los Angeles Lakers in the Pacific Division. Wonder what would have happened to Ainge if Larry Bird didn't hurt his foot.

If you understood what Wade Boggs said Monday, you must know something the rest of us don't. Boggs said that he broke the "moral law," while Margo broke the "regular law." Okay.

And, finally, what ever happened to Richie Zisk?