"I'll watch him play when it isn't a close match," Jon adds.

"I get angry more than anything," Jim says. "It's like an emotion."

Having an older brother has been benificial for Jon. "It's great having an older brother here," Jon says. "We've become really good friends. He's someone that I can rap with. It's nice to have someone from your family here."

"It's like having the whole family here," Jim says. "He's a mentor, especially when it comes to lifting weights. I can go over to his room and attack him, and that's fine. It's like having a therapist here. We've become a lot closer since high school. We're both gaining the Harvardian experience."

Jim and Jon do a lot of things together outside of the squash courts. They see each other every day. "He comes down to the river a lot, which is our guiding force," Jim says. "We talk to each other every day. We eat fairly often together also. He's my Sigmund Freud."

The last thing the Maslands will do this month is play Jack and George Polsky in doubles squash. We're going to dog them," Jon says. "It's going to be ugly."

"Jack is going to contract another groin injury, and George is going to be saying 'like dude, where's the front wall.' It's not even going to be close," Jim says.

"Jim is the consumate animal player; he is more cunning than a grey fox, swifter than a spring buck, and with his nautilus training, stronger than a wooly mammoth," Jack says.

"Jon is Scrappy-doo," George says. "If you give him some scrappy-snacks, it's all over."

"There's a rumor that [Harvard Coach Dave Fish] throws some scrappy-snacks into the corners of the court to perk Jon up," Jack says. "Jon has also been known to bark a lot."

"In my opinion, they will both feel pain," Jack says. "They both will feel our wrath. They need more refinement. It should be a learning experience for them." Last Saturday, the Maslands walked out of Hemenway Gymnasium after playing a little squash, probably thinking of their upcoming dogfight against the Polskys.