But Ubert and Burns aren't "dumb jocks" here. Harvard took them for how they perform in the classroom, as well as on the football field.
They've combined for 126 tackles this season. But Ubert has accounted for nearly two-thirds of the total (80 to Burns' 46).
This time, Burns was the one to point out that Ubert is winning the Midwest Masher competition.
"Ubey this year is just fantastic," Burns said. "He has more tackles than either of the guys last season."
Today Ubert and Burns take the field for their final football game. The Game.
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It's not the Rose Bowl.
Somehow, that doesn't seem to matter so much anymore.