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Musical Madness

BRAIN LINT:

And a-next, after this-a Polydent commurshal...for those aspiring politicos choking the sidewalks in front of the K-school, to the tune of the Rocky Horror theme song:

Ronald Reagan was ill

When Iran paid the bill

He didn't know about

The secret plan

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And Nancy was there in silver evening wear

Ollie North was the Invisible Man

I hope something goes wrong

For the reaction'ry throng

That they get caught in a secular jam

Or from network space

At a deadly pace

This is how the message will scan...

Armageddon...B-movie feature

The American Public...will elect a preacher...

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