MY alarm rings at seven
ba--DUNNA--ba--DA (refrain)
That's the hour I rise
ba--DUNNA--ba--DUH
'Cause I'm a dorm crew worker
ba-DUNNA--ba--DUH
At Mather's high rise
I sweep out the hallways
I take out the trash
I mop up the vomit
From last Saturday's bash
Too dumb for a scholarship
Too middle class for a loan
All you rich loungin' bastards
Best leave me alone
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