I didn't think so.

Anyway, I will win next year.

This week's picks:

Harvard 31, Brown 13: Landau starts at quarterback for the Crimson and gets injured on the first play from scrimmage. Yohe comes in, engineers several scoring drives, and catches a sudden case of the measles. Third-stringer Koehler hits six straight passes before being forced to leave the game for an appendectomy. Buddy Boyda comes in and....

Coach Restic showed the world in the Columbia game that Harvard had eight quarterbacks on the active varsity roster. Little did he know he would have to use all of them in regular duty later on.

Yale 45, Dartmouth 35: The Dartmouth sports information department sent out its men's basketball press guide this week. The hoop season is a month away. That says a lot about the Big Green gridders.

Princeton 22, Penn 21: This stunning upset will happen. I don't know how, but it will.

Villanova 70, Columbia 3: To be perfectly honest, I don't know a single thing about the Villanova football team. This game is still a lock to predict.

Cornell 27, Bucknell 21: Cornell is turning into the Big Red Machine of the 1980s. Unfortunately, nobody named Morgan, Perez, Bench, or Rose plays on the team.