"I got only a Bin Chem 17."
"You'll never get into med school."
"How many pre-meds does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One to screw it in and one to kick the chair out from under him."
"How can you tell when a pre-med has done the required reserve reading? When he's done the highlighting in black."
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When insulting students seems dull, students turn towards their courses:
"I hate Expos!"
"I hate Ec 10!"
"History 51 sucks."
"Expos sucks."
"Expos! Augh!"
"Death to Expos!"
"I hate Expos."
"So do I. Who ever heard of an essay on graffiti?"
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