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The Metaphysical Writing on the Wall (and Desks)

Harvard Graffiti

"I got only a Bin Chem 17."

"You'll never get into med school."

"How many pre-meds does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One to screw it in and one to kick the chair out from under him."

"How can you tell when a pre-med has done the required reserve reading? When he's done the highlighting in black."

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When insulting students seems dull, students turn towards their courses:

"I hate Expos!"

"I hate Ec 10!"

"History 51 sucks."

"Expos sucks."

"Expos! Augh!"

"Death to Expos!"

"I hate Expos."

"So do I. Who ever heard of an essay on graffiti?"

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