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Silly Putty

Fenerty carries on every play from scrimmage and finally scores late in the fourth quarter on his 80th carry. But he collapses from exhaustion after that play, and the rest of the Crusaders refuse to kick the extra point until Fenerty is back on the field.

When his docters finally consent to roll his stretcher onto the field, Holy Cross has earned so many delay-of-game penalties that kicker Billy Young faces a 70-yd extra point kick.

It falls short, and the Crimson wins by a point.

DARTMOUTH 99, COLUMBIA 3. I'm sick and tired of all the Columbia jokes which are going around. I have a very good friend at Columbia, and it's really a very nice school. That being said, the Lion football team still isn't going to win another game this century.

CORNELL 17, YALE 16. I think Yale's problem during the past two weeks (a loss to Penn and a tie at Dartmouth) are due to the fact that Hurricane Gloria forced the cancellation of its game against UConn. I don't know why this would be, but it's just this gut feeling I have--something about electro-magnetism.

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RICHMOND 31, BROWN 29. Afraid that the officials will rob him of another field goal, Brown kicker Chris Ingerslev refuses to kick a 20yd. field goal with one second left in the game. Brown's back-up kicker misses wide right as time expires.

PENN 20, COLGATE 17. The Quakers brush up for their game against the Crimson next week.

WILLIAM & MARY 35, PRINCETON 31. Princeton quarterback Doug Butler, taking a page out of Redskin signalcaller Joe Theismann's book, tries to get his last name to rhyme with "Heisman" to improve his chances of winning that famous trophy.

He fails.

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