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Pollster Ke-Bob

The following story is entirely true (except the part about the underwear).

Braxton Gallup of Charlottesville, Virginia: "No, I don't follow it that closely." Click.

Edith Gallup of Burlington, Vermont: "I'm not interested. I know they play every year, but I'm just not interested." Click.

What's going on here? Is there something wrong with my polling technique?

No, I don't think so. I think the answer lies in the skewed perspectives of Gallups everywhere. Most participate in political Gallup polls so often that they probably feel compelled to study politics incessantly.

I guess that most spend so much time poring over the editorial pages of their local newspapers that they never have time for the sports section. Poor souls.

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Only a few break free from the binding yoke of political pollstering. Dana Gallup of Cambridge, who has lived just a few blocks from Harvard for the past 50 years, said, "Of course I knew The Game was this week."

Dana, I salute you. You're a true sportsman and an informed citizen. Your prediction, please?

"Harvard will win by two."

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