This week, I'm gunning for the kind of prediction wizardry that has made Mrs. Wurf, and her first-born son Nick, legends.
Anyway, the predictions:
HARVARD 6, CORNELL 0: The Crimson hasn't won on artificial turf in four years. And the eight-hour bus ride won't help, either. So it won't be 77-0, but it'll still be a shutout.
PENN 21, BROWN 14: The only real advantage for Penn is the home-field turf of Franklin Field. That will be enough.
PRINCETON 20, COLUMBIA 2: If the Lions win in my lifetime, I will be very surprised.
COLGATE 28, DARTMOUTH 10: I know almost nothing about either of these teams, but Colgate sounds better.
HOLY CROSS 33, YALE 17: This may be the only time all season I can predict a Bulldog loss and be right, so I'll take advantage of the opportunity.