Like murder, battery, and assault,
They made Riggins feel like the goat.
And these blitzing, hard-hitting junkyard dogs.
Made slabs of becon out of the Hogs.
They won the game 23-19,
And now will go on to pastures more green.
They're going to Northern Cal to take on the 49ers.
While the 'Skins stay home and nurse their shiners.
So San Francisco, I'll tell you now,
The Monsters of the Midway will show you how.
To play that rockin', sockin, D,
And shut down your passing game on national T.V.