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Union Dues

VAGABOND

"Do you want some coffee?"

"No, I'm like totally caffcinated. I've had three liters of Tab and about four cups of coffee at the Tasty at live this morning."

"I haven't slept since Sunday."

"Yeah me too, plus my rentals are coming up tonight so I have to clean up my room."

"I'm not into families."

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"My parents were really pissed about my grades cause I got straight A's at Andover and now I'm on Ac Pro."

"I'm thinking of doing EST."

"How do you stay awake?"

"I don't. I sleep from three in the afternoon to midnight and then I stay up all night."

"I can never sleep because the people next door are always having sex and they bung against my walls."

"Someone told me you get ulcers from living like this. I don't think Tab and salud is good for you."

"The key is just stay cool and don't freak out."

"Sort of like mayonnaise."

"Where you living next year?"

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