How many times will Bobby Bonds be traded?
How many times will Len Barker throw a pitch into the stands?
How many times will the phone ring in the Red Sox bullpen?
How many times will Phil Rizzuto say "holy cow?"
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Is Dave Kingman going to hit a baseball into orbit?
Is Bill Lee ever going to come out of orbit?
Will Atlanta still be in the pennant race in May?
Will Dave Winfield's agent figure out a contact that anyone can understand?
Can Dave Winfield name the ingredients of a Big Mac in under four seconds and if so, will he reveal what's in the special sauce?
I guess that about wraps it up. See you in the bleachers.