1. SAN FRANCISCO--How can you pick L.A.? They're disgustingly talented and obnoxiously dull. The Giants, on the other hand, are way cool.

They've got Pony League catching, but the talent of the amazing Jack Clark, Bill Madlock, Darrel Evans and Mike "Poison" Ivie should pull them through.

And if you don't like them apples, how do you like the sound of Vida Blue, Bob Knepper, Ed Halicki and John Montefusco starting? Or Randy Moffitt, John Curtis and Gary Lavelle relieving? It's the best staff anywhere--go bleed some Dodger Blue, Tommy LaSorda.

2. CINCINNATI--The starting pitchers, except for Tom Terrific, pose some problems, but the bullpen is solid. Losing Rose hurts a little, and losing Anderson hurts a lot. But, boy, they still have the best bats in the National League at Riverfront.

3. LOS ANGELES--The party's over in Chavez Ravine (I think). The Dodgers are very good, but not great. The loss of Tommy John, Lee Lacy and Billy North will hurt more than most people think. And overrated shortstop Bill Russell costs this team a lot of games.

Despite their overwhelming--if slightly diminished--talent, it's really hard to warm up to a team of Steve Garvey clones.

4. SAN DIEGO--The Padres, like the Cubs and Expos, could surprise.

5. HOUSTON--J.R. Richard is one great pitcher, but the team has a lot of holes.

6. ATLANTA--If Mike Lum bats .350, they'll win the pennant. Get the picture?

See you around Wrigley Field, sports.