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The Crazy Kids at ETS

The Director's Chair on LSATs

Sociologists have suggested that this kind of competition further traumatizes and stigmatizes victims of the testing process. They have called it "counter-productive to the social aims of progressive educational theory." But sports observers have noted that the competition does provoke some emotional stimulation that could be healthy for grade-obsessed bookworms.

At least one Harvard senior has reported such an experience in his bout with the ETS. The conversation went like this:

Student: So you want a guess. Well, how about 700?

ETS: No, it's higher.

Student [with a more tense voice]: 750?

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ETS: No, no, it's higher.

Student [with feeling]: Oh, shit.

ETS: Well, sir, it's not that high.

Those clever people in Princeton. What will they think of next?

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