1. The femme fatale above is:
a) patron saint of pussycats
b) a compulsive list-maker
c) awaiting an acceptance letter from an Ivy League nunnery ("get thee to a...")
2. Argus University began conferring degrees recently on:
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a) patron saints
b) compulsive list-makers
c) draw your own conclusions
3. This man appears elated because:
a) he has just turned down the presidency of Yale
b) he has just won the Irish Sweepstakes
c) he just married off his octagenarian son
4. This man appears elated because:
a) his strict yogurt diet has paid off
b) he finally got into Med School
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