Her Jan and Dean remake of "Catch a Wave": "Lemmings to the Sea."

As you can see, this woman has quite a few toys to clear out of her attic. Either that, or she should audition for "Saturday Night," where she could replace other Harvard alums like Al Franken and Jim Downey, who don't seem to be able to write more than one good show a month.

'LegBitesRoar'

Probably the most diverse single answer we received was to the question about "Little Douce Coupe." You were all so close, some of you were even correct. The right answer ("Till the Lake pipes roar") often came out "Till the late night roar," "Till the leg pipes roar," "Till my leg bites roar," "Till my leg roars," and "Till her daddy takes the T-Bird away" (huh?)

And finally, for all of you out there who were sooooooooooo sure that Jaime Renato sang back up for the Beach Boys, I've got some pretty shattering news for you. Jaime Renato is a friend of Tom Aronson, and although extremely flattered that she would be thought of as a back-up for Brian Wilson and Co., still insists on singing with a band in the small night clubs of Albany, New York.

Until next year, when the oldies are one year older and Laura Esserman has graduated, stay cool, and see if you can think of something else during exam period besides the lyrics to the first verse of Brian Hyland's "The Joker is Wild."