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Merry Christmas, Ho Ho Ho

To put to rest the racist menace.

Goodbyes both to Bennett and Kyle,

For Thernstrom and Botein a greeting smile.

Our friends the machines we musn't ignore,

The Delta 2000, the Eliot House door,

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A word to the Coop, if it's not too late,

More record sales--a higher rebate.

For The Crimson's new guard a year of success,

News, prophets and a shiny new press,

For Sorrento a store, just filled with candy,

For Miss Fickett accounts, that balance just dandy.

For the Aarons, Hank and Dan,

Two home runs, a new book plan.

For Reg Isaacs at least a new painting,

For Reverend Gomes a brand new sainting.

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