DARTMOUTH-HOLY CROSS--Oh, Dad, Poor Dad, Jake's A-Hanging in the Closet and We're Feeling So Sad. My ass. I've enough pent-up resentment against Big Green superiority over the last four years not to flinch if Dartmouth repeats last week's UNH loss eight more times this season. Rick Klupchak is out for this one, and Holy Cross is better than UNH. Vomit is Green. Holy Cross 20, Dartmouth 7.

CORNELL-LEHIGH--Fanelli and Malone will send Lehigh back home. Too much of everything for Big Red. Too little and too late for Lehigh. Cornell 33, Lehigh 15.

YALE-COLGATE--Cornell didn't have much trouble with Colgate a week ago. Yale will. Eli quarterback Tom Doyle put together another pathetic aerial show against UConn (6-15). Colgate has Tom Parr at QB, and he should pick the Eli secondary apart. The hardy men of Yale get no tail--at least not this weekend. Colgate 21, Yale 14.

HARVARD-B.U.--My mother would love it. Do you have a size 71/2 helmet, Joe? Harvard 40, B.U. 15.

CRIMSON-BOX JOX--Derek Bok runs a flexible Administration. He flexes on things like ROTC, housing, Radcliffe. Bok will see a new flex Sunday. Muscle flex. The Mass Hall main man has a glass jaw. Crimson 23, Jox 2.

Last week: Three for eight (.375). Goddamn those flukes.