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Beautiful Soup Is Hardly a Minor Concept Or, Introductions to Radcliffe Are Best Taken With a Grain of Salt

Signs off, wraps it up, shuts up, throws up, gives up, stops spewing words, there are no more words, THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY, you've said that already, but I hate giving up, there must be some more, we don't know any more, I don't want any more, THERE IS NOTHING MORE...

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggh!

What are you going to do next year?

What are you going to do tomorrow?

Don't worry. I think that's a fine idea. I really do. I'm glad I'm a student here. I'm glad you're a student here. You're glad you're a student here. We're all so glad, and it's good we're glad. It's very good. Don't worry. We're going to be all right. We're going to be just fine. Come into my parlor. I'm learning to make soup today, and I'm doing just fine. Come have some soup. You'll feel much better if you do, I'm certain of it. Quite certain.

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