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I Live at Radcliffe. Let Me Out.

Here is an actual conversation overheard at lunch and at breakfast the next day:

Two round girls with identical meals sit down at lunchtime.

"It's tuna. I love tuna," the first says.

"They should have tuna twice a week."

"Oh no-we forgot to take our pills this morning."

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"That's right."

"I'm going to start my paper right after lunch."

"You're too conscientious."

"Did you see Steve today"

"Yes. I saw him when he came out of class and I said hi and he said hi and we walked together all the way to Mass Ave. and he didn't say anything and I didn't say anything. It was awful. I don't know what to do.

"We'd better do our exercises."

"Yes. We forgot Wednesday."

The next morning they sit down with a piece of bread and cheese each.

"I'm ravished." says the first.

"Me too. This cheese is so appetizing."

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