O, maybe, we will again
in the spring, tra la.
D'ja hear the one about.. .
"The nursery man at A&P
Gave up on the unsold gardenia
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And donated it outright
To the neighborhood drunk.
The poor man had a brother
Sober but bed-ridden
Whose good wife knew best
How to treat a perennial.
To get it out of the kitchen
She put it down the basement
Where it hibernated
Stubbier than ever.
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