With pseudo-scholars who have shammed
And wriggled in to gain a seat
Among the literate elite,
Assured of academic status,
They roam the sacred Tower gratis,
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And with some luck, a publication
Might bring further elevation.
Their goal? The Ivory Tower's apex,
And a Full Professor's paychecks.
But who would choose to be in their place,
Up a Tower short of heirspace? Michael M. Stewart, MD '65 MPH.