The ecology of the facial skin of a man with a beard is, from a bacteriological standpoint, as interesting as that of an Equatorial rain forest.
Years ago Harold J. Laski wrote a book entitled "The Danger of Being a Gentleman." At the present time there is a need for a sequel entitled "The Danger of Being a Mucker."
Under the Common Law, a man who, returning home, finds his wife in the arms of another man, may under the heat of anger murder his wife's paramour and escape punishment.
If this happened in a man's dormitory room at Harvard, the husband would not get off, because he does not own the room.
If this happened at Harvard in a man's dormitory room he would get off because he does own the room.
If this happened at Harvard in a man's dormitory room he would not get off because, although he does own the room, the common law does not apply to Harvard students.
In North Carolina a paramour is a piece of equipment used to cut grass.
The decision as to which Harvard buildings should be removed from university teaching and research use and transformed into low-cost housing units should be made by the members of S.D.S.
The cost of this conversion should be supplied by S.D.S. out of the proceeds of soft drinks and sundries sold at mass meetings.
If any Harvard official refuses the request of any student, said official should be summarily tossed out of his office by superior forces.
The U.S. Army stockpiles some 600,000 different items, produced by thousands of industries throughout the country. These industries are properly referred to as defense-oriented industries.
No defense-oriented industry should be permitted to recruit at Harvard.
No Harvard student should be permitted to accept employment in any defense-oriented industry.
Harvard students should not accept from their parents any funds traceable directly or indirectly to defense-oriented industries.
Harvard students should require their parents to dispose of all investments in defense-oriented industries.
Harvard students from their own personal earnings, not their parents' resources, pay the following portion of their Harvard education costs: ( ) 75 per cent; ( ) 50 per cent; ( ) 25 per cent; ( ) 10 per cent; ( ) zero. (Choose one)
Harvard students should enact and enforce a regulation banning beards and the wearing of soiled clothing. The purpose of this rule would be to provide employment for people in the barbering and laundry trades.
It is very difficult to find a flattering photograph of Nikolai Lenin.
The witch trials of colonial Salem ended when public opinion came to realize that it had been hoodwinked by a small, vociferous minority.
The democracy championed by S.D.S. is one in which every man will be entitled to do exactly what he wishes with his life; and if he refuses, he will be made to. Peregrine White '33