JOAN: Oh, well in that case...
CAM. YOU.: F'my magazine you can be a regylah innovatah, we got some not new bottomless barhin soots moreover also.
JOAN: Oh, good.
CAM. YOU.: What? --I mean, 'fyer really innerested, da potentialzunlimitimid, I mean, baby when can we gedagether, I mean I never heard nothin like it befowah.
JOAN: Do you know kerezza?
CAM. YOU.: Shuwah, she been workwitme ona magazine fowa longtime, grea'girl, Karezza.
JOAN: No, I mean, karezza, coitus reservatus.
CAM. YOU.: Whazzat? --Hold on a minute other phone's ringin. (Muffled) Heyyouguys, wheah's Cautious Rivers? ...(Boldly) Wudja spellit, please?
JOAN: C-o-i-t-u-s r-e-s-e-r-v-a-t-u-s.
CAM. YOU.: (Muffled) She says...(Long pause. Then muffled:) Omigod, no kiddin. (Boldly) Shuwah, an lemme tellya--
JOAN: How about cunnilinctus?
CAM. YOU.: Hold on a minute. (Pause, muffled voices. Then:) Well, yeah I know what it is, but I'ma pikcha-takin man, see, anduh--
JOAN: What about coitus interruptus or frottage?
CAM YOU.: Hey, listen whatas mattahwidcha, ya funny or somepin?
JOAN: Contrectation, detumescence, inflammation, or senescence?
