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CASSANRDA, OR VIRTUE REW ARDED

The Mail

To the Editors of the CRIMSON:

Cassandra tied her ribbon bow

And shined her sharptoed, spike-heeled shoe,

Daintily rouged her delicate lips

And thought "Shall I stay until one or two?"

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She donned an earring, thought "Perhaps

I'll stay until I see the sun

Come up: Perhaps I'll stay all night--

But no! I'll just sign out till one".

Scarce had she set her pen to sign

"Cassandra Smith, c/o Badman, phone

University 4-8584"

When she heard her date in anxious tone:

"Cassandra, won't you stay till dawn?"

"Ah, no," said she, "For, once begun,

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