"I once had a girl named Stigma."
"Refrigerator." "Cool off Stigma."
"Cool Wursts, get your cool Wursts."
"No trichanies in these weinies!"
"Tell them its American. Tell them its first cousin to Ham n' Eggs."
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"Buy America, buy cool pork Wursts for lunch."
"Pigs is Pigs!
"Is a rose is a rose is a rose!!"
"Rosewursts!!!"
And so it went, on into the afternoon: nine topflights brainstorming, creating, stumbling upon spontaneous, golden keys to unlock the city's pocketbook.